Cuckoo Club

Cuckoo Club Information

Telephone: 0902 242 1310 (CALLS COST 60 PENCE EACH)
Address: Swallow Street, London, W1B 4EZ

Introducing Cuckoo Club

Cuckoo Club has brought rock chic to London in the most elegant, glamorous way imaginable. This private members club has been described as a ‘triple threat’with a fantastic restaurant, a brilliant bar and of course the nightclub downstairs; all of which offer the same intimate, rock atmosphere.

The combination of the Rock Chic decor, some of London’s most accomplished mixologists and a fantastic music system used by renowned DJs all make Cuckoo Club one of the the hottest clubs in London. Tucked away on Swallow Street the club attracts a star studded clientele to both its restaurant and nightclub. It is the perfect location to enjoy dinner and a dance.

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Our Cuckoo Club Review

Rating: ★★★☆☆

Cuckoo Club Reviews

  1. As a frequent visitor to Cuckoo back in its heydays during 2006/2007, it is unfortunate to see that such a fun and beautiful venue has gone down the drain.

    From what used to be one of West End’s top clubs, boasting a strict selection by the door and a pretty unique atmosphere between posh and liberal it has now become a run-of-the-mill expensive central London club. There is just nothing unique or appealing about this establishment anymore. They seem to let pretty much anyone in these days and the staff seems bitter and tired which makes for a pretty dire clubbing experience.

    Spend your money elsewhere.

    Rating: ★★☆☆☆

  2. Two stars for the great decor and the decent sized space (for the West End). Saturday. We ate upstairs first. Food was completely unexceptional; the bill was £215 inc wine but no desserts and we had free cocktails to apologise for slow service. Went downstairs to dance. Friendly barman fancied my other half (feeling it was mutual actually!) and gave her free drinks. Crowd was shoddy. While I was at the loo a short, bald man grabbed my wife and informed her that he wanted to “lick her from her a*** to her elbow”. That summed up the crowd in there, although there were some pretty impressive looking females. I won’t be back in a hurry though.

    Rating: ★★☆☆☆

  3. The Cuckoo Club is great for those who like repetitive cheesy music, overpriced drinks, arrogant insular people who generally can’t (or don’t) dance or people whose respect for other guests is primarily based on the size of their wallet, celebrity status or family heritage.

    Rating: ★☆☆☆☆

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